Acquisator - Generate management-style buzzword se

Category: Entertainment
Released: Mar 12, 2009
Price: Free

Description:
Acquisator is the phrase-generator, which composes meaningful statements out of randomly selected terms and buzzwords.

Your customers: convince your clients, by which means the competitor works.
Your competitors: let your competitors know how easily you could apologize for wrong decisions at a high level, too.
Your investor: show your investors that the long-term objective is on your the radar.
Your colleagues: uncover how your company argues its corporate courage.
Your boss: demonstrate your boss that you have understood!

Articulate impressive strategies and visions out of
> more than 80,000 trillon (80 quadrillion) statements in English and
> as many as 150 trillion possible phrases in German!

Wallstreet-managers and the Mergers&Acquisitions big boss will begrudge you for your visionary strategies!

Depending on the phrase-level (Consultant, Manager, CEO) the resulting sentences vary on length and sharpness.

To compose your personal statement, you can either change parts of the phrase
or the entire sentence in these ways:

> Spin
Touch the individual bar on the left or right hand side to spin for another word.

> Wipe
To randomly spin for another word wipe a bar from left to right or vice versa. The faster you are, the faster the bar spins.

> Change all words at once:
"Big-Bang"-button
Once pressed, all bars spin endlessly. You may stop bars by touching each individually.
Or stop all of them by pressing the "Stop"-button.

> Word after word:
"Iterative"-button
Bars are flipped randomly. Feel free to spin additional bars as you wish. The "Stop"-button terminates the random flips.

> Shake
Mix up everything at once!


After the phrase has been generated it can be sent by Email - either with or without predefined texts.
Furthermore, the sentence can be sent directly to our blog on the Acquisator webpage.

Features:
- English and German (impress your friends from Germany)
- Different complexity-levels: Consultant / Manager / CEO
- Adaptable animation-speed

You are more than welcome to check out additional features that are currently under development!
Vote on those in our blog and/or share your thoughts on new features for the Acquisator with us!

More information can be found at www.acquisator.com.

Thank you in advance for your feedback, suggestions and criticism!

Updated:
Minor improvements.

Website: http://www.acquisator.com
Support Website: http://www.acquisator.com